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21 Nisan 2008 20:39:49
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Transcript:
Deeablo 2? More like deeablo poo, am i rite? ha ha ha ha ha. That was funny because deeablo poo is devil shit. ha ha. If you like this game you should stab yourself with a pointy ass †. This game is really fucking unoriginal. it rips off god damn fallout 2 and battlespoons. ok, so it doesn't rip off battlespoons. i made that up? that is a fake game you feeble minded retard. go take your god damn med pills you fucking menace to society. I just love the classes. they are all really fucking original and balanced. gee, i've never seen a sorceror in any other game before! How imaginative. My favorite class is the barbarian. i just love the leap attack. It enables me to go boingy boingy all over the god damn map! Also, he is a fucking white supremacist. I also really like the necromancer. he's a pale ass faggot fucknipple who can create a fucking spam army of skeletons to lag out poor peoples' computers on demand! He also explodes dead things at you when you fite him f f s for a stir ammy on Roon scape. to promote diversity or some shit, they made the paladin black? I also think the druid is a pretty cool guy, he aggrows all the monsters in the level, turns into a fucking bear, rapes them, gives them all AIDS and doesn't afraid of nothing. the only thing people do online is go traydee traydee for five god damn hours at a time, do a shitload of baal runs, get the loot that baal drops and go traydee traydee some more. The quests are also really deep and original too? I never would have guessed i would have had to go into the dark spooky cave and kill all the monsters! Or how about find the magic sword to cast a spell? get used to that because that's all you'll be doing the whole single player game. The bosses are also really original too. what do we have here? Some lady with chicken feet who spews AIDS at you, a bug with fucking t rex arms, some nondescript guy called the Lord of Hatred or some other inane shit, satan and his brother? It looks like all are present for Unoriginal boss convention 2000 and 8. fighiting them is also really fun too? it conststs of going in, getting raped and portaling back to town 20 god damn times to fix the massive butthurt inflicted upon you. Also, why does every boss in this game have huge fucking teeth? their teeth take up 99% of their faces? what the fuck? They need a tooth brush the size of the empire state building. no they don't because they are all fucking dirtbags. lulz. Do not play this fucking game. negative mr. tinklesworth the cat out of 10.