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| Yawn.. I can tell you about my pseudo-relationship with God around that time too. Use Satan to piss off Christians? Well if they were so sensitive then they should bleep his name whenever it shows up in the Bible. You don't get it though, this isn't about scoring points for having people in a Christian "party." The lost really does hurt a true Christian because they have been decieved to not believing, and sometimes even hating God. |
| ''and then i'll just clean it up'' fuckin hilarious. |
| Hell yeah! lol. I'm not gonna go into details, but mine are usually weirder :) |
| hahaha it is. and sometimes im like when im doing it "i know that i normally dont want to do it again after but this time I amd going to force myself to do it again" just cos im so into it, and than when im done, im like fuck it. hahaha. |
| I always thought those asian cumshots were fake and that noone could shoot so much? lol But i still think they are fake. Cuz they must be, they cover the entire chick-- it's crazy! Can't be real! Or can it? Lets all go to nippon and find out :P |
| So, you dislike your own bodily secretions but have a taste for foreign pornography. How then can you think your own semen is disgusting if watching other people have sex is not? |
| Lameass bull shit. Get a fucking life douchebag. |
| U r getting no further attention from me idiot. No wonder ur angry with Muslim - I bet that Muslim did the right thing by taking ur girl friend! Go screw ur mother - well there is no prob in ur religion to do that --is there? Get lost in ur sad lonely world. Muslims should simply avoid this idiot sad prick who only throws abuses and instigates HATE as he seeks attention.U r an internet addict and I have noticed ur log in timings on different sites. U r 24/7 on net. U sad man! U need to get out! |
| LMFAO!! 3:00 is SO true!! Awesome story! |
| lol ok then, i mean i was a christian till i was 16, i dont consider myself lame because i know a lot about christianity and im around it all the time, but now im an atheist but enemy of the devil? i use satan to piss of christians |
| fuck all these motherfuckers talkin about bullshit |
| dude u know that u r most funny dude over this fucken world . |
| Hopefully titling the video "Couch Masturbation" will dissuade your mom from watching. |
| Naw, I've been in the no-religion, actually I am still nonreligious, so nevermind. Anyway reversing your statement back to you. |
| you sir is lame |
| ur vids are awesome and alcohol and pot is awesome at the sametime. |
| Your no-religion is lame. |
| you should do your vids naked |
| Have you ever left your room? and lol for cumming on your own face!! |
| One of the funniest videos I have ever seen on YT :D |
| i got a bj off a girl once and i shot my load ALL over her bed andd pillow and shit. it was fucked up. |
| haha |
| hahahha lmao |
| Why did your mother come into your thoughts? |
| yeh fuckin how do you like cum in face....not nice |
| retard |
| Rofl the japenese porn! Gotta love the Asian Porn. |
| lawl @ u. |
| lol. I like your stories. |
| Yeah, cum is aweful. I remember when I cummed and it reached my neck, had to take a shower after. |
| ...I jerk off thinking about lesbo Wiccans prancing naked in the woods. (And no, not REAL Wiccans. The fantasy kind) |
| lol@u? |
| ROFLMAO That whole comment is the funniest shit I read today. |
| Oh. I see. You got off on doing something sexual cause it was "wrong". Oh. How shocking. Do try again. Aim higher. ;) (I'm not winking - that's cum in my eye and that's something we can all agree to hate. ;) ) Woops. There it went again. Damn it. *shrugs* |
| "I think people will agree. You need serious HELP!" No. Really if he would FORCE you to hear any of this I would understand you're complains. But when you click on a video named "Couch Masturbation" what the **** do you expect to see? I personally think it's cool to see people being this honest. |
| your religion sucks? just because we're not all atheist doesn't mean we're retatrded. Your very immature. I'm contacting youtube about you and flagging this video. |
| Call me weird, but I'm personally comfortable with talking about this vulgar shit that most of society gives you a wierd look for bringing off. Me and my friends, male or female, talk about masturbation, philosophy, and embarassing sexual experiences all the time. I personally find these conversations both hilarious and worth living for. And this video, funny as fuck. |
| I stopped watching after two minutes because hes giving out way, way too much information! :X |
| when u say sum chick was blowing you... by sum chick u mean your dad right? |
| never buy a couch from CapnOAwesome! |
| HAHA yea I know this exactly. It's so awesome while you're doing it: "Oh fuck yeah this is awesome I'm doing this AGAIN" and then you finish and just don't feel like it. |
| cumming on your face lol, kind of like something about mary with a twist |
| haha capnoawesome cummed over his face damn ;p |
| You blew on your own face and not the girls? And you don't like watching your own sperm coming out of your own bullocks? What kind of man where you. And, that's disgusting I don't, excuse me, we don't want to know what you do in your own "special" time. I think people will agree. You need serious HELP! |
| 500th rating, 1/5 |
| questions: 1) why would anyone ask you that, 2) why would you answer that, 3) and now, why are you telling this story... |
| This one time I fucked the couch cushion and like you I wasn't thinking clearly and blew my load all inside the couch. And there was this one time where I jerked off and came on some tissue, it fell on the floor. As I laid there exhausted, half passed out I heard some odd lip smacking. I looked down and saw my cat fucking eating it. |
| i do so...fuck you |
| good, stfu because aparantly 10.980 people watched it and 496 voted 4 or 5 stars. |
| Why did you watch the video then.. |
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