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08 Ağustos 2008 08:14:24
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Joe: I thought Kev was picking him up!
Kevin: I thought Nick was picking him up!
Nick: I thought Joe was picking him up!
P.C: I thought I was getting married today!
Joe: Dude I'll go stall
((Joe runs out))
Kevin: We'd better go with him
Nick: Just in case
((Nick and Kevin ran out after Joe and P.C was left alone with his hands on his head shaking his head hoping that Jess wouldn't find out, but Jess and the others had already seen Joe, Nick and Kevin run up onto the side stage and were watching from their tent like thing))
*With Joe, Kevin and Nick on the side stage*
Joe: Ladies and gentlemen we have a small delay
Kevin: Joe forgot to pick up the priest!
Everyone at the wedding: Oh!
Nick: So while we wait for a priest to arrive Joe will be telling us some of his best jokes!
*With Jess and the other*
Jess: Now we're screwed!
Mimah: I know you are but me and Marj are still PONED!
Sam: And what about me?
Mimah: Dude you got married!
Sam: So I'm un-PONED?!
Marj: SHHHHH GUYS!
*Back with Joe on the side stage*
Joe: What do you call a fairy that never washes? STINKERBEL! (laughs)
((Everyone remains quiet))
Joe: Tough crowd
((Joe continues to tell his 'hilarious' jokes for the next twenty minutes but the priest doesn't arrive! Nick and Kevin get back onto the side stage, while both Jess and P.C begin to panic! In the end P.C decides to call off the wedding and Jess agrees to the decision with tears in her eyes))
Nick: Okay, thanks for that Joe
Kevin: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry but we're going to have t -- (gets cut off)
((Ally stands up))
Ally: I could do it!
Kayla: Your drunk dude! You can hardly stand up!
Ally: Therefore I lean on the altar!
Sonja: Nice thinking
Kevin: (looks over a P.C who's poking his head through his tent thing) Uhh
Joe: Why not?
Marj: (from Jess's tent like thing) She's not certified!
Ally: Yes I am! I was in Mrs. Debeck's year nine religion class! Rest in peace Mrs. Debeck (looks down)
Sharon: So?
Ally: So, I'm certified!
Nick: (looks over at Jess who's poking her head through her tent thing) Umm
((Jess and P.C nod))
Nick: Okay Ally
Ally: YAY!
((Ally runs up to the altar))
Ally: Ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today t -- (gets cut off)
Kayla: Dude you gota wait until the bride and groom are standing in front of you
Ally: I knew that!
((FINALLY P.C, Joe, Nick and Kevin [P.C's best man is Kevin] take their place at the beginning of the aisle and Mimah starts to walk down the aisle, then Marj, then Sam, then everyone on the beach turns and watches Jess as she walks perfectly down the aisle with white roses in her hands. Jess and P.C stand together at the altar))
Ally: Dearly people from where ever you're from, we're gathered here today to celebrate the birthday of Jessica and Benny
P.C: Benny?
Jess: Dude it's a wedding
Ally: Oh yeah! Sorry! Before we start, does anyone have anything against these two people becoming man and man (shakes her head) I MEAN MAN AND WOMAN, please speak now or forever hold your piss
Jess: Dude it's peace
Ally: Either one! They're the same thing!
((No one says anything))
Ally: Well then I'm going to make a little speech
((Mimah, Sam and Marj look at each other and begin to worry))
Ally: When I was younger I always wanted to know what love was, but now I know, because it's standing right here in front of me. Jess and P.C are LOVE!
Mimah: WAIT! Then why do we say Peace, love and Jonas? Shouldn't we say, Peace, Jess, P.C and Jonas?
Marj: (nudges Mimah) Shhhh!
Ally: Anyway! I'll continue with the wedding like the actually actual wedding
Jess: Please do!
P.C: Yes, please
Ally: Okay! Gosh! Settle down! Feisty! Bet you two can't wait to get back to your hotel!
((Jess death-stares Ally))
Ally: OKAY! Oh the rings!
((Ally takes the rings out of her back pocket))
Ally: (hands one to P.C) Benny do you take Jess to be your awfully wedded wifey through all the crap she'll put you through?
P.C: (slips it on Jess's finger) I do (looks at Ally trying not to laugh)
Ally: (hands the other to Jess) Jess do you take Benny to be your lawfully wedded hubbie through all the crap you guys are gon'na go through?
Jess: So what you're saying is that I'm gon'na cause all the crap we go through and I'm and awful wife and he's a lawful husband?
Ally: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Jess: (slips the ring on P.C's finger) I do
Ally: Alright, cut your losses, ditch the kids and kiss the groom!
((Jess and P.C FINALLY kiss and it's made official Jess is now Mrs. Ben Barnes))

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